Sunday, February 19, 2017

10 total BAD moves in gaming!

Normally you would just lounge around with a controller without a care for the world am i right? Well my fellow readers today you shall learn 10 things to never do when playing video games (P.S don't blame me if you lose friends for not following what's on this blog entry).


10. Camping

For example in my last blog entry remember me saying that camping is gonna get you killed? Well in today's entry you are going to be screwed. you see what's wrong with camping is that there is no fast paced game play. Its just you and a wall and one enemy or 2 or 3 or as man as a lot. Look, what my point is you are spoiling all the fun in the multiplayer game you're playing.


Sunday, February 12, 2017

CALL OF DUTY ZOMBIES TIPS AND TRICKS

HI EVERYONE! IMMA TEACH YOU HOW TO BE GREAT IN COD ZOMBIES!



SO FIRST WHAT MOST nOOBS WOULD DO IS BUY A GUN RIGHT (LIKE THE 1ST ROUND OR SO) BUT YOU ARE WRONG. WHAT YOU WOULD DO ON 1ST TO LIKE 3RD ROUND IS KNIFE.




KNIFING HELPS YOU SAVE AMMO BUT ALSO GAIN MORE POINTS IN THE PROCESS.

THE ORDER OF THE KNIFE IS SIMPLE:

1ST ROUND: 1 STRIKE

2ND ROUND: 2 STRIKES

3RD ROUND: 3 STRIKES

SO NEXT YOU ARE ALL POINTED UP (GEDDIT!!) WHAT WOULD U DO NEXT?:

BUY A GUN




YOU CAN EITHER BUY A WALL GUN (OUTLINED IN CHALK AND ILLUMINATED) MOST POPULAR ARE THE M14,OLYMPIA,B23R,LSAT,AND GALVAKNUCKLES.





OR YOU COULD BUY A BOX GUN. USUALLY WHAT THEY CALL BAD LUCK FOR nOObS AND FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE GETTING ANGRY. THE BOX USUALLY GIVES YOU GOOD OR CRAPPY GUNS. THE MOST POPULAR WEAPONS ARE THE PPSH,HAMR,GALIL,AND EVERY ASSAULT WEAPON POSSIBLE.

NOW IF YOU ARE LUCKY YOU MIGHT SCORE THIS HOT LITTLE THING O' BEUTY. U KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, WONDER WEAPONS.




YES BABY!!!. THE WEAPONS THAT MADE ZOMBIES SUCH A THING OF BEAUTY ALL THE WEAPONS HAVE DIFFERENT ABILITIES AND WHAT MAKE EM SO SPECIAL. SOME OTHER WEAPONS NOT PICTURED HERE ARE THE BLUNDERGAT\ACIDGAT,SHRINK RAY,RAY GUN MK 2,VR 11,GERSH DEVICE,APOTHICAN SERVANT,SKULL OF NAN SAPWE,


NOW LETS GET TO STRATEGY BASIS TYPE STUFF. MOST nOObS WOULD CAMP IN A CORNER, NO NEVER EVER DO THAT!!! WHY U ASK BECAUSE 1 SECOND OF RELOAD AND YOUR DEAD MEAT. MAPS LIKE THE FARM (BO2) KINO DER UNTOTEN (BO1) AND OTHERS PROMOTE FAST PACED GAMEPLAY LIKE THIS. SO ITS BEST THAT YOU RUN AROUND





MAPS LIKE THIS WILL SLAUGHTER YOU IF U STICK AROUND IN 1 AREA.

NOW PERKS AND POWER UPS!




PERKS LIKE THESE CAN HELP YOU I N YOUR QUEST TO FIGHT THE UNDEAD (PICTURED LEFT - RIGHT: SPEED COLA,DOUBLE TAP,QUICK REVIVE,JUGGERNAUT,STAMIN-UP,MULE KICK AND PHD FLOPPER)





POWER UPS LIKE THIS WILL AID YOU IN THE FIGHT (PICTURED MAX-AMMO )

NOW FOR PACK A PUNCH.




THIS MACHINE WILL UPGRADE YOUR GUNS TO MAKE THEM EVEN MORE AWESOME!




THIS WHAT YOUR GUN WILL LOOK LIKE AFTER PAC A PUNCH.

THE MACHINE CAN BE FOUND IN A CERTAIN PART OF THE MAP OR IF YOU COMPLETE AN EASTER EGG EXAMPLE IN SHADOWS OF EVIL(BO3) THE MACHINE CAN BE FOUND IN THE LOCKDOWN PART  OF THE MAP.

SO THAT IS HOW YOU GET BETTER AT ZOMBIES. THIS THE GAMING LOGIC SIGNING OUT UNTIL NEXT TIME WITH MORE SMART TIPS, TRICKS, REVIEWS AND MORE OF YOUR FAVORITE GAMES.