Sunday, February 19, 2017

10 total BAD moves in gaming!

Normally you would just lounge around with a controller without a care for the world am i right? Well my fellow readers today you shall learn 10 things to never do when playing video games (P.S don't blame me if you lose friends for not following what's on this blog entry).


10. Camping

For example in my last blog entry remember me saying that camping is gonna get you killed? Well in today's entry you are going to be screwed. you see what's wrong with camping is that there is no fast paced game play. Its just you and a wall and one enemy or 2 or 3 or as man as a lot. Look, what my point is you are spoiling all the fun in the multiplayer game you're playing.



9. Using overpowered weapons 


You could see why when your best friend finds out when you unlocked the most overpowered weapon/s in the game he cringes.So example of this is the pistol from the HALO series (pictured) or some other greatly over powered weapon from another game.



8. Button mashing


Now this is something i would say very easy to do but it is so annoying to other gamers. The button mashing  is very scary because that most players of side by side fighting games would actually learn and then eventually master all the combo moves.For button mashers they would just push all the buttons until their controller breaks and that is super unfair to others.


7. Bragging

Now we can all say that when we play video games and say that we are good at it,does not mean we have to boast and make fun of others. Now the problem with this is the fact that even if you're good at gaming does not mean you could drop the meanie comments and start screaming "hey i won hahahahahah". So my point is, don't boast and show some sportsmanship.


6. Stealing


Now in this part of my list (repeat not Y2J's list) stealing does not just infer on kills (but if you are doing it right now, you are being a big d-bag about it), it also means stealing very valuable items another player was about to get or griefing from another player just to look cool. So my point here is, don't steal be nice to other players.


5. Using karma



So to give you a perspective on what karma is its like someone does something bad to you and it hits back right at them. In the gaming community, karma is used as an advantage to steal kills and to do other mean things just for the sake of winning. So the point is don't use karma as an advantage use it just to make fun.


4. Griefing


So griefing is just like stealing but it's a lot worse. the bad thing about this is the fact that some other player on the server made a beautiful creation like the one pictured. So it's basically like you log on to another player's open server and since you are so jealous of their creation that you become a rage quitting bastard and start burning, destroying, and blowing up what this guy built in like 2 freakin' years. So the point is if you don't want others to stop leaving your server don't grief just be nice.


4. Rage Quitting


So they just come to kill you and they do it over and over again, if you get mad and  overreact a bit (or maybe a'lot) of super destructive rage quits. What is wrong with rage quits is that the fact they can ruin your reputation as a gamer and your mom might think you are some crazy destructive psychopath. There is no wrong with getting mad, just don't get angry too much.


3. Tea bagging

 I know what this looks like but its not what you think. Tea bagging is a bad way of bragging and/or boasting to know that you killed someone... in a very bad way like how you treated the batman and robin movie (AMIRITE?). So it's a way of saying, "Hey I killed some guy" but that guy does not appreciate your way of celebration. Maybe after re-spawning he might go on a giant killing spree (John Wick style) just to get to you. What all this means is that don't tea bag EVER (YA DIG???)


2. Making Annoying Sounds/Noises



Now we are getting somewhere with this sound! Just kidding, the annoying (GEDDIT!?) thing about this is the fact that you are trying to communicate with you teammates and then suddenly some guy just starts singing a really gay song or makes a  pointless noise in the middle of the mission. So here it's just plain stupid noises,or some guy that just got killed like 20,0000 times and starts screaming and crying and then makes weird sounds like Spongebob and Patrick would do everyday. So my point is if you want to sustain order in your mission (and your friends), no weirdo noises.


1.Hacking



The granddaddy of all gaming bad moves. hacking was a gaming term used all the way back when pac man came out. It only does not consist of cheats and others, but also consisting of other player's griefing your creations, using weapons that are so over powered they were banned, and other gamer's trying to get into your account. And most of all.... invincible monsters or players. So my advice to players who think their account is hackable, keep a safe and long code. Also make your servers private and have an invite only system.


Well this the GAMING LOGIC signing out until next time with more smart tips, Dos or Don'ts, reviews, and more, of your favorite games. And as Arnold Schwarzenegger said in T2 Judgement Day:

HASTA LA VISTA, BABY (GUNSHOT)!!!

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